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Ariel was in bother once more. Her sisters have been complaining to King Neptune that she did not wish to gown correctly. As a substitute of sporting anemones to cowl the protruding bits, she would stick lengthy fronds of seaweed in her hair. Clearly these fronds...

A person walked right into a crowded physician's workplace. As he approached the desk, the receptionist requested "Sure sir, could we enable you?" "There's one thing fallacious with my dick." He replied. The receptionist grew to become aggravated and mentioned, "You should not come right into...

A man pulls into somewhat city, and each lodge room is taken. He says to the final lodge clerk, "You have gotta have a room someplace. Or only a mattress, please, I am actually beat." The clerk says, "Nicely, I do have a double room...