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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, an hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The...

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak have been chilly, however once they lit a fireplace within the craft it sank - proving as soon as and for all you could't have your kayak and warmth it, too. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina....

"The issue with the designated driver program is it isn't a fascinating job. However if you happen to ever get sucked into doing it, have enjoyable with it. On the finish of the night time, drop them off on the unsuitable home." --- Jeff Foxworthy...

Two Rabbis and a priest go fishing. When the three are out on the water, one Rabbi says, "Oops, I left the cooler within the trunk, I would higher go get it or we can't be capable of eat or drink." The rabbi proceeds to leap...