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The cellphone rings at KGB headquarters. "Hey?" "Hey, is that this KGB?" "Sure. What would you like?" "I am calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of the State. He's hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood." "This might be famous." Subsequent day, the KGB goons come over to...

Q: Why are violas so massive?A: It's an optical phantasm. It is not that the violas are massive, simply that the viola participant's heads are so small. ...