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NASA was interviewing professionals to be despatched to Mars. Just one might go, and he could not return to Earth. The primary applicant, an engineer, was requested how a lot he wished to be paid for going. "One million ," he answered, "as a result of...

A person was driving down the highway with a girl passenger within the entrance and two guys asleep within the again when a policeman stopped him. Policeman- excuse me sir however congratulations you're the first particular person to move our checkpoint together with your seatbelt on,...

Bumper stickers that I've really seen: Official Authorities Coverage: If it ain't broke, repair it until' it is. Simply since you're youngster was an honor pupil does not imply you know something. Should you can learn this than your shut sufficient that I might slam and my brakes...