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In First Grade little Johnnie raises his hand. The instructor asks what he needs and he says he must go to the restroom. He is excused and leaves. 5 minutes later, he returns and whispers to the instructor, "I can not discover it." She offers...

A soldier goes into the hospital for surgical procedure after being wounded in battle. Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his physician standing at his bedside. "So inform me Doc, what did you do to me?" The physician says, "Son, we have now some excellent news...