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A mom was shopping for her daughter a pair of sneakers and while making an attempt them on, the daughter asks, "Why have they bought L and R on them?" Her mom replied, "So you understand which ft to place them on." Her daughter then says, "Is...

"Usenet is sort of a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- huge, troublesome to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a supply of mind-boggling quantities of excrement if you least anticipate it." --- Gene Spafford ...

We now have a standard marriage. . . My husband goes out and will get the bacon, and I keep residence and burn it. I am a horrible housekeeper; even my little white lies are tattletale grey. My housekeeping is so dangerous...

- Redneck Driving Etiquette - Dim your headlights for approaching autos, even when the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight. When approaching a four-way cease, the automobile with the most important tires at all times has the precise of approach. By no...