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Q: What number of rec.humor readers does it take to vary a lightbulb ?A: An infinitely rising quantity: One to announce that the bulb burned out. Ten to agree. One to vary it, one to put up in saying "I bought it",...

Angus Broon of Glasgow involves the little woman of the home exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that is come off of me fly? I canna button me pants. " "Oh Angus ...

As a drunk man staggers out of the bar one Friday night, a hearth engine races previous, siren wailing and lights flashing. Instantly, the drunk begins chasing the engine, working as quick as he can till finally he collapses, gasping for breath. In a final...