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A mother and her little lady on the toys counter throughout Christmas rush. Little lady: "Mother, I would like Barbie with G.I. Joe." Mother: "Sweetie, Barbie comes with Ken." Little lady: "No, Mother, Barbie FAKES with Ken, Barbie COMES with G.I. Joe!" Submitted by Curtis...

An chubby blonde consulted her physician for recommendation. The physician suggested that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would assist her lose as many as twenty kilos.The blonde adopted the physician's recommendation, and, after thirty days, she was happy...

A blonde dies her hair brown. She is driving her automotive by the aspect of the highway and sees a person. She stops and asks,"If i can guess the title of your canine can i've it?" He replies "sure, however you need to...

three nuns went to a chips store and the primary nun requested can i've some chips with some sauce, the second nun requested the identical as the primary nun however requested for no ketchup all of the nuns put the chips underneath there vagina and...