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Q: What number of Home windows programmers does it take to alter a light-weight bulb? A: 4 hundred and seventy-two: One to write down WinGetLightBulbHandle one to write down WinQueryStatusLightBulb one to write down WinGetLightSwitch- Deal with...

A person calls his mom in Florida. "Mother, how are you?" "Not too good," says the mom. "I have been very weak." The son says, "Why are you so weak?" She says, "As a result of I have never eaten in 38 days." The person...