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Little Johnny walks into his moms room and catches her topless. Mommy, Mommy, what are these? He says pointing to her breasts. Nicely, son, These are balloons, and once you die, they inflate and float you as much as heaven. Extremely, he seems to imagine this rationalization and...

A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Private Psychic Advisor tells him: "You will meet an attractive younger woman who will need to know every little thing about you." The frog is thrilled, "That is nice! Will I meet her at a celebration?"...

The trainer was telling her 4th grade class about in the present day's lesson. "I am going to say a letter of the alphabet and also you give me a phrase that begins with that letter. Let's start. A" All the youngsters increase their arms, however little...

One other Compaq technician recieved a name from a person complaining that the system wouldn''t learn phrase processing information from his outdated diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and warmth didn't diagnose the issue, it was discovered that the shopper labeled the diskettes then rolled them...