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A person goes to the medical doctors and says "Doc, you gotta assist me!" The physician says "What's your downside?" The man says each morning I get up with my "morning flagpole".. give the missus a fast one, then go to work. On the way...

The day after a person misplaced his spouse in a boating accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. "We're sorry to name on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, however we now have some details about your spouse." "Properly, inform me!"...

Why are males endowed with a half an oz extra brains than canine? So that they know to not embarrass themselves by humping girls's knees at events. Submitted by Glaci Edited by Tantilazing ...