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Three mice stroll right into a bar and sit down, one proper after the different. They order a spherical of Vodka for themselves and begin to discuss. The primary mouse guzzles the drink and says, "I set off mouse traps only for enjoyable." Then the second mouse...

Invoice and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's specials are hen almondine and contemporary fish. "The hen sounds good; I will have that," Hillary says. The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks. "Oh, he'll have the fish," Hillary replies. ...

Two dwarfs are sitting in a bar speaking about girls and beer when a few prostitutes stride as much as them. "Like every enterprise tonight?" They ask, ensuring their ample cleavages are displaying. "Ay! All proper" After all clearly they're Scottish...

"Mother, how did I get my identify?"requested a boy "I identify all my youngsters after the very first thing I see on the way in which to the hospital. Like your sister's identify is Operating Deer and your brother's identify is Crawling Lizard. Why do...