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An outdated man died and left his speaking parrot to his nephew. Sadly, the outdated man's language was not the cleanest, and it will appear that the parrot picked up on this. The nephew didn't like this, and tried to interrupt the parrot of its swearing...

That is an ACTUAL radio dialog of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio dialog launched by the US Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95. Individuals: Please divert your course 15 levels to the North to keep...