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It was a sizzling day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash, put a roast within the oven, then went downtown to select up some dry-cleaning. ''Gutness, it is sizzling,'' she mused as she walked down Major Avenue.She handed by a tavern and thought, ''vy nodt?''Helga...

A drunk walks right into a bar and says loudly, "Bartender? A ROUND FOR THE HOUSE, and have one your self, too!" The group cheers, the bartender pours and passes out the drinks, then knocks again a shot himself. "That'll be $80 for the spherical,"...

A panda walks right into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter lifeless. Because the panda stands as much as go, the bartender shouts, "Hey, The place are you going? You simply...

A mangy wanting man who goes right into a restaurant and orders meals. The waiter says, "No manner. I do not assume you'll be able to pay for it." The man says, "You are proper. I haven't got any cash, but when I present you...