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A man walks right into a bar and rudely calls for a shot of 12-yr outdated scotch. The bartender thinks "this man does not know the distinction," so he pours a shot of 2-year outdated scotch. The patron takes one sip and spits it out....

One evening, a lady wakened in the midst of the evening and located her husband within the kitchen sobbing. "Honey, what's mistaken?" she requested. He replied,"Do you keep in mind after we had been nonetheless courting, and your father caught us making love, and he advised...