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He was standing in line at a restaurant, ready to pay my invoice behind two ladies who handed the younger waitress a bank card. After swiping the cardboard, she loudly known as out to her supervisor, "Mr. Allen, what do I do if it says...

A man walks right into a bar and asks for 3 beers. The bartender places them up after which watches the man undergo a peculiar ritual. ''Pleased Birthday, Pleased Birthday, blissful birthday'' Every time he says the phrase he drinks the beer. Then he pays...

I can't eat the cats' meals, earlier than or after they eat it. The rubbish collector isn't stealing our stuff. I can't steal Mother's underwear and dance everywhere in the again yard with it. The diaper pail isn't a cookie jar. We do not need...

This Chinese language man and cowboy stroll right into a bar, they each order coke. The cowboy drinks a few of his and says "this coke tastes like piss!! ". Then the Chinese language man says "me Chinese language, me play joke, me go pee...