Bodaily.com

A pirate walks right into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his crotch. The bartender says "Hey do you know there's a steering wheel hanging from you crotch?" The pirate says " Arrrrgh! Its drivin me nuts!" ...

Three homosexual males died, and had been going to be cremated. Their lovers (Rascal, Dumbass ,Bobby) occurred to be on the funeral residence on the identical time, and had been discussing what they deliberate to do with the ashes. The primary man (Rascal) stated, 'My...

You may reside with out intercourse however not with out glasses.Your again goes out greater than you do.You give up attempting to carry your abdomen in, irrespective of who walks into the room.You purchase a compass for the sprint of your automotive.You're happy with your...