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1. Individuals who level at their wrist whereas asking for the time. I know the place my watch is buddy, the place the fuck is yours? Do I level at my crotch once I ask the place the lavatory is? 2. The Pillsbury doughboy is...

1. Did you hear concerning the dumb blonde's spouse who had triplets? He is out lookin for the opposite 2 guys 2. A dumb blonde walks in and finds her husband with one other lady. She takes out a handgun to shoot herself....

Three bulls heard through the grapevine that the rancher was going to carry yet one more bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a dialogue amongst them. First Bull: "Boys, everyone knows I have been right here 5 years. As soon as we settled our...

An especially overweight man reveals up at his physician's workplace and claims that he is tried each attainable option to shed extra pounds, to no avail. So the physician proposes a radical weight-reduction plan: rectal feeding. Reassuring the fattie that he will not starve to...

In the future a person in a pickup truck was driving down the rode with a bunch of penguins at the back of his truck a cop pulled him over and stated, "Are you aware it's unlawful to journey round with penguins at the back...