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Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic. As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!'' George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Screw the women!'' And Bill Clinton smirks and purrs, ''Do we have time?'' ...

This man involves the Pearly Gates and is slightly confused as to whereto report back to God to get a willpower on Heaven or Hell. He sees one signal that claims: "For Girls" after which notices an indication that claims: "For Males." As he approaches the...