23 Mar 19 Things Not To Say To The Officer
1. I am unable to attain my license until you maintain my beer.
2. Sorry, I did not notice that my radar detector wasn’t on.
three. Aren’t you the man from the village individuals?
four. Hey you will need to have been going 125mph simply to maintain up with me.
5. I believed you needed to be in good bodily situation to be a
6. Dangerous cop! No donut!
7. You are gonna examine the trunk, aren’t you?
eight. I used to be going to be a cop, actually, however I made a decision to complete excessive
9. I pay your wage.
10. That is terrific, the final man solely gave me a warning additionally.
11. Is 9mm? It is nothing in comparison with this .44 magnum!
12. What do you imply, have I been ingesting? You are a skilled
13. Have you learnt why you pulled me over? Good, a minimum of one in every of us
14. That intestine would not encourage an excessive amount of confidence, guess I can
15. Did not I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
16. Is it true individuals turn into cops as a result of they’re too dumb to
work at McDonalds?
17. I used to be attempting to maintain up with site visitors.
18. Sure, I do know there are not any different automobiles round – that is how far
they’re forward of me.
19. Nicely, after I reached down to choose up my bag of crack, my gun
fell off my lap and bought lodged between the brake pedal and gasoline
pedal, forcing me to hurry uncontrolled.