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13. Your co-workers are obliviously to the truth that your "DayTimer" is mostly a leather-bound TV Information. 12. You are still looking for a writer in your guide "C-Span for Dummies." 11. You will have DSS, DVD, HBO, MTV, HDTV, MSNBC -- and HSA (Large...

A girl walked right into a comfort retailer and requested the clerk for a pint of chocolate ice cream. The clerk advised the woman "Miss, we're all out of chocolate ice cream." The woman says "Oh, okay. Give me a quart of chocolate ice cream."...