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A Man and his spouse are using two up alongside a twisty highway with a 55MPH restrict. Cop pulls the man over. "Had you going about 70 na 55 again there," says the cop. "Not me," says the man, "Might be your radar picked up somebody else...

The phone rings within the principal's workplace at a faculty. "Howdy, that is Dunn Elementary," solutions the principal. "Hello. Jimmy will not be capable to come to highschool all subsequent week," replies the voice. "Properly, what appears to be the issue with him?" "We're all occurring a household trip,"...