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A preacher was finishing a temperance sermon. With nice expression he mentioned, "If I had all of the beer on the planet, I might take it and throw it into the river." With even larger emphasis he mentioned, "And if I had all of the...

5 individuals are on an airplane, the president, the vice-president, the neatest man on the earth, the oldest man on the earth,and a little boy. the airplane goes to crash and there are solely four parachutes. The president says.."Nicely the nation wants me so...

15. Whereas watching "Star Trek - The Subsequent Technology", they at all times scream, "Fallacious! Fallacious once more!!" 14. No quantity of arguing will cease them from voting Republican. 13. Mother has lastly kicked her oxygen behavior, however Dad nonetheless guzzles Prestone prefer it was...