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December 14th Dearest John: I went to the door at this time and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a pleasant reward. I could not have been extra stunned. With dearest love and affection, Agnes -------------------------------------- December 15th Dearest John: As we speak the postman introduced...

Jim and Bob had been strolling down the road. Bob was dragging his left leg, and Jim his proper. Jim asks, "What happend to you?" Bob says, "Vietnam, 1969, and also you?" Jim says, "Canine shit, 2 Blocks again!" ...

A person travelling on a prepare ask the ticket collector what time the prepare stops at Victoria."This prepare does not cease at Victoria, it is the categorical.""You're joking!, I NEED to get off at Victoria!""Sorry sir. This prepare won't cease at Victoria.""There have to be...