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A crusty outdated air drive colonel finds himself at a gala occasion hosted by an area arts school. There isn't any scarcity of younger, idealistic women in attendace, certainly one of whom approaches the colonel for dialog. "Excuse me," says the lady, "however you appear...

Durations are dangerous, violets are blue, why within the hell is she fuckin with you? she will't unfold her legs, she will not offer you head. all you are able to do is sit alone in your mattress. You give it a pump, and the...

A younger man employed by a grocery store reported for his first day of work. The supervisor greeted him with a heat handshake and a smile, gave him a brush and stated, "Your first job can be to comb out the shop." "However I am...