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A drunk is driving via town and his automobile is weaving violently everywhere in the highway. An Irish cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the motive force, "the place have you ever been?" "I have been to the pub," slurs the drunk....

A January 1994 Reuters Information Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream store in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, together with onion, chili, beer, eggplant, smoked trout, spaghetti parmesan, hen with rice, and spinach. He mentioned some flavors fail; he as soon...

Paddy went to a driving secure and employed a horse. "Maintain on for a second," mentioned the assistant as he helped him on to the horse, "aren't you placing the saddle on backwards?" "Why, you do not even know which means I wish to go!" Submitted by Calamjo...