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One night time these two guys had been having intercourse of their bed room. The man fucking the opposite man is about to cum, when the cellphone rings. He will get up, and as he's strolling out of the room, he says "do not cum...

Two girls had been digging within the backyard. One pulls out a two foot carrot. She says, "This one jogs my memory of my husband's." The second lady says, "Your husbands is that lengthy?" "No that soiled." ...