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T'was the evening earlier than Christmas - Previous Santa was pissed He stubborn out the elves and threw down his checklist Depressing little brats, ungrateful little jerks I've good thoughts to scrap the entire works I've busted my ass for rattling close to a yr As...

Lawyer: Now, Officer, apart from the flushed face, the weaving movement, the staggering gait, and the odor of alcohol emitting from his breath, did you discover the rest uncommon in regards to the defendant earlier than you arrested him? Officer: Sure. His speech was slick...

The medics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the course of the evening, apparently with a large coronary heart assault. The medical doctors work on him all evening and morning and eventually discharge him to ICU, the place remedy continues. After a few days,...

THERE R THREE MEN THAT DIE.GOD SAYS HE WILL GIVE ANOTHER LIFE IF THEY JUMP OF A MOUNATAIN AND SAY SOMETHING THEY WILL BECOME THAT THING.THE FIRST ONE SAYS AIRPLANE AND FLYS AWAY.THE SECOND ONE SAYS BIRD AND FLYS AWAY.THE THIRD ONE THINKS VERY HARD.HE...