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Knock Knock Who's there? Chuck! Chuck who? Chuck and see if the door is locked! Knock Knock Who's there? Chuck! Chuck who? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch! Knock Knock Who's there? Cicero! Cicero who? Cicero the boat ashore! Knock Knock Who's there? Cigarette! Cigarette who? Cigarette life...

A person walks into and sits down on the bar. He picks up some peanuts and eats them. The peanuts (as he`s consuming them) say " You're a actually good-looking man, I`m so happy to be eaten by somebody as clever, goodlooking and charming as...