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A person is sitting at a bar one night time, sporting a elaborate new watch, coated with buttons and lights and dials. The lady subsequent to him says, �Wow, that is a extremely fancy watch.� �Thanks, says the man, �It's the reducing fringe of...

A nun one evening enters a liquor retailer and asks the keeper of the store for some alcohol. "I can not. It is simply not proper. It goes in opposition to my conscience and non secular beliefs to promote booze to a nun." he says....

As soon as there was this man, lets name him Fred, who had a really small penis. Poor Fred thought if solely he had bigger tools then possibly the chicks would really like him extra. At some point Fred went into the mens room and a...

A man walked right into a pet retailer on the lookout for a Christmas present for his spouse. The storekeeper mentioned he knew precisely what would please her and took just a little hen out of its cage. "That is Chet," he mentioned, "and Chet can...