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In the future in class a child requested his instructor if he may go pee. the instructor stated okay, however first say the alphabet. So he began saying A B C D E F G H I J Okay L M N O Q...

A man goes right into a bar, orders twelve pictures and begins ingesting them as shortly as he can. The bartender asks, "My goodness, why are you ingesting so quick?' The man replies, "You'd be ingesting simply as quick for those who had what I've."...

Knock Knock Who's there? Egypt! Egypt who? Egypt you when he offered you a damaged door bell! Knock Knock Who's there? Elaine! Elaine who? Elaine of the freeway! Knock Knock Who's there? Eileen! Eileen who? Eileen over to tie up my sneakers! Knock Knock Who's there? Elektra! Elektra...