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On his first official engagement, President Clinton rides with the Queen in a carriage of state. Swiftly the rearmost horse breaks wind. " I do apologize Mr President," Mentioned the Queen "That is all proper Ma'am," stated the President. "I assumed it was the horse!" Submitted by calamjo Edited...

Two guys wandered right into a bar. One of many males shouted to the barkeeper, "Hiya, Mike, set 'em up for me and my pal right here." Then he turned to his barely dim associate and boasted, "It is a nice bar. For each two drinks you...

A person, known as to testify on the IRS, requested his accountant for recommendation on what to put on. "Put on your shabbiest clothes. Let him assume you're a pauper," the accountant replied. Then he requested his lawyer the identical query, however received the other recommendation....