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A drunk that smelled like a brewery acquired on a bus in the future. He sat down subsequent to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was stuffed with shiny purple lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine protruding of his...

A man walked right into a bar with a pet alligator by his facet. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I will make you a deal. I will open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside....