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A police canine responds to an advert for work with the FBI. "Properly," says the personnel director, "You may have to satisfy some strict necessities. First, you will need to sort a minimum of 60 phrases per minute." Sitting down on the typewriter, the canine sorts...

To the tune of "I consider I can fly". I consider I can die I am going to fall from the fucking sky And once I hit the cement floor I'll make an terrible sound I consider I am going to really feel sore Once I...

A person takes his rabbit to the vet and asks "Is it useless?" The vet appears, and says "Sure". The person then asks for a second opinion, at which level the vet presses a button underneath his desk and in walks a labrador canine. He goes over...