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Q: What's the distinction between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor earlier than you throw it overboard. ...

Two Irishmen are sitting in a small city bar, the place Mick bragged to Sean, ", I had me each girl on this city, besides in fact, me mom and me sister.""Nicely," Sean replied, "between you and me we received 'em all." ...