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The massive chess event was happening on the Plaza in New York. After the primary day's competitors, most of the winners have been sitting round within the lobby of the lodge speaking about their matches and bragging about their fantastic play. After just a few...

14> By sharpening his claws on the chair leg, he is carved a fairly good likeness of Joaquin Phoenix. 13> Current hairballs embrace alarmingly massive chunks of postman. 12> "I am not Fluffy anymore; name me Muhammad al Fluf-Rahim." 11> Catches mice, solely to maintain them as pets. 10>...

A person come into the ER yelling, "My spouse's going to have her child within the cab!" The ER doctor grabs his stuff, rushes out to the cab, lifts the girl's gown, and simply finishes jerking off her underwear when he all of a sudden...

Not the sharpest knife within the drawer. Received into the gene pool whereas the lifeguard wasn't watching. She's from the shallow finish of the gene pool. A room temperature IQ. Received a full 6-pack, however lacks the plastic thingy to carry them collectively. A gross ignoramus -- 144 instances worse...