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New man on the town walks right into a bar and reads an indication that hangs over the bar. FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST! So the man asks the bartender what the check is. The Bartender replies "Effectively, first it's...

This homosexual man walks into the bar and says,� Bartender I'm homosexual however I would really like to remain and have a drink�. So he replied�, Okay, you possibly can keep in case you go to the tip of the bar and never mess with anybody." So...

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An Egyptian man is strolling by the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes as much as him and presents to promote Viagra (unlawful in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian kilos. "No, not price it!" "OK, how about 50 Egyptian kilos?" "No, not price it!" "OK, 20?" "No, not price it!" "How about...