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Girl: Physician, my husband tells me my pussy's too large. So I would such as you to inform me when you discover it uncommon. Physician: Please, take off your garments and I am going to have you ever examined. Physician (shouting): What a large pussy!! What a...

Bob: Hey dick, "Do you know that they're blaming O.J Simpson's soccer coach for commiting the murders?" Dick: "Are they actually Bob?" Bob: "Yeah actually." Dick: "What for?" Bob: "He instructed O.J to chop proper, reduce left and run like hell!" ...