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There was a man in a bar one night time that received actually drunk, I imply actually ,actually, actually drunk. When the bar closed he received as much as go residence. As he stumbled out the door, he noticed a nun strolling on the sidewalk. So...

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One night time, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his personal buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in by means of the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool sort of man, asks "yeah, what would you like?". The phantom...

There is a instructor in a small Texas city. She asks her class what number of of them are Bush followers. Probably not figuring out what a Bush fan is, however desirous to be favored by the instructor, all the youngsters increase their fingers besides...