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Three canine, a Spaniel, an Alsatian and a Nice Dane are sitting within the vet's ready room. They begin chatting. The Spaniel, it transpires, triggered a deadly automobile accident, whereas the Alsatian savaged a paperboy. Each are there to be put down. The Nice Dane...

Upon arriving house, a husband was met on the door by his sobbing spouse. Tearfully she defined, "It is the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the telephone." Instantly the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Earlier than he...