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A brand new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a horrible secret. The priest then tells her that her secret is protected within the sanctity of the confessional. She says, "Father, I by no means put on panties...

A affected person wanted a mind transplant and the physician informed the household, ''Brains are very costly, and you'll have to pay the prices yourselves.'' ''Properly, how a lot does a mind value?'' requested the relations. ''For a male mind, $500,000. For a feminine mind,...