16 May Footballing definitions
Soccer: A sport consisting of 22 expert gamers, one neutral referee, two
eagle eyed referee’s assistants and one silly ball.
Teammate: One other person who it’s a must to dribble round
Followers: Two units of abusive referees
Offside: The Bermuda Triangle space of the pitch the place “harmless” gamers are
drawn in direction of.
Scoring: When 11 males spontaneously begin dancing and kissing, no matter
any accidents, while 11 others droop like wallflowers
Striker: Faultless, overpaid, field hogging lay about whom solely misses the objective
when he’s fed a nasty ball
Defender: Participant who’s perform is to commit fouls simply outdoors of the penalty
Ball: Spherical object utilized by referees to entice gamers into committing fouls.