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What did they name Dracula when he received the league?The champire! Which England participant retains up the gas provide?Paul gasoline coin! Supervisor: I am going to provide you with fifty kilos every week to start out with and 100 kilos every week in a yr's...

Two ladies have been paired collectively as companions in a membership match and met on the placing inexperienced for the primary time. After introductions, the primary golfer requested, "What's your handicap?" "Oh, I am a scratch golfer," the opposite replied. "Actually!" exclaimed the primary lady,...

There was this man who went each Saturday and Sunday, it did not matter what sort of climate it was he was hooked on a spherical of golf. One Saturday he left the home early and headed for the golf course, nevertheless it was...

There have been three guys sitting behind three nuns at a soccer recreation. The boys determined to antagonize the nuns, to get them to maneuver. So the primary man says to the others (loud sufficient for the ladies forward to listen to), "I feel I...

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when requested concerning the upcoming season: "I wish to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a task mannequin: "I would like all the youngsters to do what I do,...