Life

One morning this blonde calls her buddy and says "Please come over and assist me. I've this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I am unable to work out the best way to begin it." Her buddy asks "What is the puzzle alleged to appear to be?" The...

A drunken man in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice. He begins sawing a gap within the ice, and a loud booming voice says, "YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!" The...

A string walks right into a bar and asks the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I'm sorry however we won't serve strings right here." The string goes dwelling, ties him in a knot, and messes up his hair. He goes again to the bar...