Life

A younger vampire bat got here flapping in from the evening, lined in contemporary blood and perched himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Earlier than lengthy, all the opposite bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about the place...

A cop was driving over city! He noticed a crimson Benz zizzaging each which manner on the road. The cop did his obligation. When he drove up subsequent to the automobile, he noticed a drop useless attractive blonde, stitching within the automobile. "Pullover", he shouted....

One morning this blonde calls her buddy and says "Please come over and assist me. I've this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I am unable to work out the best way to begin it." Her buddy asks "What is the puzzle alleged to appear to be?" The...