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20 Methods to Annoy Public Toilet Stallmate ------------------------------------------ 1. Stick your open palm beneath the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'Could I borrow a highlighter?' 2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I should not have put my lips on that.' ...

A really inebriated woman walked right into a bar shortly earlier than closing time, sat on the bar and ordered, "Barbender, barbender, I would love a Martoutsy." The bartender introduced her a Martini, which she drinks in a single gulp."Barbender, I would love one other...

Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman noticed a person driving very erratically. He pulled the person over and requested him if he had been ingesting that night. ''Aye, so I've. 'Ties Friday, , so me and the lads stopped by the pub the place...

This lady goes right into a dentist's workplace, after he's by way of inspecting her he says: "I'm sorry to let you know this, however I'm going to should drill a tooth." The girl then says: "Ooooohhhh, the ache is so terrible I might moderately have...