Life

A woman was strolling previous a pet retailer when a parrot stated, ''Hey, girl! You are actually ugly!" The girl was livid and continued on her means. On the way in which dwelling, she handed by the pet retailer once more and the parrot as soon...

A redneck felt sick and determined to go to the physician. The physician examined him. "I can not seem to discover the issue, however I believe it has one thing to do with alcohol." "Nicely," stated the redneck, "then I will come again once you're...

After a very good occasion a person walks right into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the person turns to the individual sitting subsequent to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?'' The individual replies, ''I'm 240 kilos, world...

A blonde dyed her hair black, and thought she seemed so nice she determined to go for a drive within the nation to rejoice. After a bit, she was driving by a sheep ranch and stopped to have a look at the sheep which she...