Life

On reaching his aircraft seat a person is stunned to see a parrot strapped in subsequent to him. He asks the stewardess for a espresso the place upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings again a whisky...

Two crows have been sitting on a plough deal with. Immediately they noticed a sandwich within the area. They flew down and have been delighted to search out that it was Bologna! They gorged themselves and flew again to the plough for a sleep. Sadly...