Life

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daaaady, I wish to go to Miaaami!" Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in frequent? A1: They each have a black field. A2: Each have a cockpit. Q:...

A well-known wealthy businessman's spouse broke her hip. The businessman acquired the perfect bone surgeon on the town to do the operation. The operation consisted of lining up the damaged hip and placing in a screw to safe it. The operation went nice, and the...

A cop pulls over a drunk driver. The drunk driver says, "Ossssifer, you should get your data straight. You simply requested me for my license, however you took it away yesterday!" ...