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A drunk man stumbled right into a church the place there have been baptisms being carried out. The priest observed him and requested him if he wished to search out Jesus. "Certain," stated the drunken man. "I will discover Jesus." So the priest took the drunken man's...

So this man walks right into a bar and says, "Gve me two beers." The bartender obliges him. The man seems to be into his pockets and says, "Give me two extra beers." So the bartender offers him two extra beers. The person went on...

A woman stumbles right into a bar. She says, "Beertender, give me a dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it." He provides it to her, and she or he drinks it down. She says, "Beertender, give me one other dribble martuni, and put a pickle in...